PORTAL PAGE
Your First Step To An Alternative Reality - MINE!!

This page is under destruction construction - live links added each week

THE 'NORMAL' WORLD
(These links open in new pages)

 
Top Stories
News
Weather
(Click on weather window)
Entertainment
Science and Technology
Finance (Yawn!)

(Well I had to make it interesting somehow!)
Sport

NAVIGATION NOTE
To get to the home page
click the penguin where you see it.


In case you don't know
 - This is a penguin!!

THE PENGUIN IMAGE IS DRIVEN BY NHTML
(Numpty Hypertext Markup Language)
IF YOU CAN SEE IT ON ANY OF THE PAGES
YOU ARE NUMPTY ENABLED!!

 

MY ALTERNATIVE WORLD (Contains Nuts!)

Quick Joke ROTFL
'How do you make a soul singer out of a duck?
Put the duck in the microwave until it's bill withers!'.
 
OBSERVATIONS
See the world My Way

GAMES
Time To Waste?
CARTOONS
Cartoons (Adult Humour)

Remember these guys?

CAPTION COMPETITION

June


Closing date 30th June
 
IMAGES
Images Of Fun & Irreverence (VERY Adult Humour)

Baby it's c-c-c-c-cold outside!

(PS I am quite partial to Jennifer Aniston)

(PPS oh, and Keira Knightley too!!)

(PPPS but I HATE Goldie Hawn. Sorry Goldie!)

(PPPPS Nigella Lawson's a bit of OK too)


 

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