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Hi! This is me - the rebel!

The Music You Hear

MIDI version of PARANOID by Black Sabbath. One of the most influential bands in the late 60's and early 70's, and one of Rebel's fave bands.

To stop it playing press the ESCape key.

The lyrics are HERE.

PS if you don't know what MIDI stands for,
you are too young for this site.

If you see this thing on the right, it is an Editorial comment marker.
(Usually witty and with just a hint of sarcasm)

"So dark is the con of man"
could also be -
"Sodar Kist Heco Nofman",
but then my name is not Robert Langdon is it?
(Or am I???)

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it is a Rebel observation.

Just In Case You Didn't Know....

A Croft is a small Scottish farm.

'Rebel Without A Croft' is a play on the name of the film 'Rebel Without A Cause'. (James Dean - deceased.)

Rebel without a Craft on the other hand, is some gadjee with no trade.

Rebel without a Nose? Well that's just plain stupid!


David Blunket is definitely NOT a family man.
He hasn't seen his son for years, and claims to his wife he is not seeing any women at the moment either.

So, here goes ....
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There IS a croft by the way, so no need for offers of accommodation, overnight, permanent or temporary thank you very much all the same.

No matter how gorgeous and good looking I am.

Or you for that matter!!
(Unless you are Nigella Lawson.)

By the way, I am a Scottish ex-pat, so be prepared for me to be ever so slightly biased towards my home country. ;O)

animated scottish flag
By The Way
The very best of luck to Ghana England in the World Cup

What the hell is this all about? When you find out - let me know.
Who is the rebel? Who is he not? There is a bit of a rebel in all of us I think.
Where does he live? Here and there!
Why does this site exist? Dunno!

So - what will I find here?

- An irreverent look at life
- funny articles
- jokes
- cartoons
- lots of information about
          the Universe
               and Everything

I was dumb and didn't see the menu at the top of the page, so, where do I start?

Here probably....


PS - Don't ask why there is no border down the right hand side
I haven't a clue!

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PARANOID by Black Sabbath
(MIDI file available HERE)

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me us so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

REBEL NOTE: "It is NEVER too late"

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gone off to bed, he is down-loading them
and having a great time using your
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